moami:

deseng:

moami:

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.

(via thirstywhitemom)



novadragon:

sungawddess:

dilemmas:

grittykitty23:

chicks:

queenstravelingdarling:

un-defined-chaos:

africanaquarian:

ororium-z:

ororium-z:

Let’s play a guessing game.

Picture a woman in pop culture.
- Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike.
- Has a very recognizable voice.
- Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is.
- Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her.
- Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her).
- T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

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oh my god

I thought of the incredibles lol

BOB DID NOT CHEAT

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Is this post seriously saying that hugging someone of the opposite sex out of gratitude is cheating?? He was SO HAPPY to see his wife and that she was alive.

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He was suspected of cheating which is what the OP says.

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

(via ruinedchildhood)



(via sashaquaria)


Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

dynastylnoire:

alyssa-readsbooks:

ayoaprell:

greenleaf9:

alicaneiceindigo:

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My fucking childhood in one post omg the only thing missing is Star Wars and Disney.

I forgot those damn BLUE CUBE BLOCKS that was meant to “help” with math. It only added pressure when I dropped them and couldn’t find a block to get. the. right. answer!

OMG KID PIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is it possible that we all have the same exact childhood?!

Bring me back my childhood dammit! I call do over

(via preach)



lioness–hart:

lioness–hart:

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

(via loicifity)


dudethisissick:

stardustyles:

and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a 

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Is this the kids bop version

(via ruinedchildhood)


thevoiceofbrendonurie:

brendon messing up but still doing That™

(via heavenlybrendon)