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moami: deseng: moami: if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:19:51 -0400

deseng:

moami:

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:15:15 -0400

novadragon: sungawddess: dilemmas: grittykitty23: chicks: queenstravelingdarling: un-defined...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:58:23 -0400

novadragon:

sungawddess:

dilemmas:

grittykitty23:

chicks:

queenstravelingdarling:

un-defined-chaos:

africanaquarian:

ororium-z:

ororium-z:

Let’s play a guessing game.

Picture a woman in pop culture.
- Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike.
- Has a very recognizable voice.
- Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is.
- Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her.
- Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her).
- T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

oh my god

I thought of the incredibles lol

BOB DID NOT CHEAT

Is this post seriously saying that hugging someone of the opposite sex out of gratitude is cheating?? He was SO HAPPY to see his wife and that she was alive.

He was suspected of cheating which is what the OP says.

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:51:06 -0400

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:04:22 -0400

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:01:07 -0400

dynastylnoire:

alyssa-readsbooks:

ayoaprell:

greenleaf9:

alicaneiceindigo:

My fucking childhood in one post omg the only thing missing is Star Wars and Disney.

I forgot those damn BLUE CUBE BLOCKS that was meant to “help” with math. It only added pressure when I dropped them and couldn’t find a block to get. the. right. answer!

OMG KID PIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is it possible that we all have the same exact childhood?!

Bring me back my childhood dammit! I call do over

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:30:21 -0400

lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:02:01 -0400

lioness–hart:

lioness–hart:

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

dudethisissick: stardustyles: and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:51:49 -0400

dudethisissick:

stardustyles:

and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a

Is this the kids bop version

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:40:22 -0400

thevoiceofbrendonurie: brendon messing up but still doing That™

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:40:22 -0400

thevoiceofbrendonurie:

brendon messing up but still doing That™

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:52:37 -0400

toffins: justin timberlake: dirty babe, see these shackles baby i’m your slave, i’ll let you whip...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:42:01 -0400

toffins:

justin timberlake: dirty babe, see these shackles baby i’m your slave, i’ll let you whip me if i misbehave

9 year old me:

roseboo02: thesilencedmasses: sixpenceee: What breaking ice...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:46:23 -0400

roseboo02:

thesilencedmasses:

sixpenceee:

What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

Omg its like glass

paganinpurple: animentality: stanseb: My mom just sent me this...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 12:53:36 -0400

paganinpurple:

animentality:

stanseb:

My mom just sent me this video without any context??

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

For the love of Gods, unmute this please

bloodytales: (Link to article)

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 00:23:57 -0400

bloodytales:

(Link to article)

femslashfantasies:Rihanna is deadass dying from laughter lmao

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 00:19:19 -0400

femslashfantasies:

Rihanna is deadass dying from laughter lmao

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 21:23:14 -0400

curiousname-searchinggame:

jordymariesays:

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

WHAT

thick-thigh: Girls with thick thighs and loud laughs are important and deserve love

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 21:22:07 -0400

thick-thigh:

Girls with thick thighs and loud laughs are important and deserve love

regularpsycho13: itsmee-meg: I can literally hear fifth grades...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 20:21:06 -0400

regularpsycho13:

itsmee-meg:

I can literally hear fifth grades chanting “BILL BILL BILL BILL!”

Even when i was in HS we would chant BILL BILL BILL BILL