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Todays #quarantine fit is called - how long will it take me to find a shirt to put on, knowing full well I’m not leaving my room


chrisevansedits:

“First of all, [Michael Shannon] just shoving the cookies in Chris’ face. You can see Chris starting to break up there.”

Rian Johnson Director’s Commentary – Knives Out (2019)


falconpunchyourmom:

jehovahhthickness:

switchingtogeico:

klmposslble:

the queen has returned

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I’m so happy she’s still collecting those Disney checks!!!!!!!!

Disney + needs to give her, her own show. 

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Better get your kids vaccinated so they don’t catch

ottomantwerks:

ottomantwerks:

these hands

Stop fucking reblogging this

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luckydreaming:

mancomics:

luckydreaming:

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

Electrons

I should kick your ass. 

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schmoyoho:

tinker-tanner:

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

edvardgrieg-official:

neurophonic:

weloveshortvideos:

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what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

when I do this at concerts i get thrown out for “disturbing the peace,” but when they do it they get uproarious applause

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patrickbrewers:

johnny trying and failing to summon david and alexis is genuinely so funny? 

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herefortherobutts:

mrblueremeberyou:

DAAaHRLINg,

I’m on the

HIGGHwAAAAy

route 8

…inbridgeport

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